Today we were t…

Today we were told that we as high school students were not allowed to write any sad, “emo” poetry. We were challenged to write about happy things.
I wrote about food.

Orion tends to write emo poems about what it is like to be a teenager. Usually these poems are about Orion’s parents….

Sorry guys. Forgive me for writing such mean things about you.

Friend 1: It’s …

Friend 1: It’s base three to the…blah, blah, blah, cubed to the half.
Friend 2: I don’t get it. I’m so confused! I’m a failure!
Friend 1: You are NOT a failure.
Friend 2: Math hates me so much….

I wonder if they’ve ever watched Tintin?

Math problems.

Teacher: If I g…

Teacher: If I give you two dollars, and so-and-so gives you a dollar….
Friend: Oh! I get it now.
Me: What?
Teacher: *repeats self again*
Me: I hate Math.

Orion doesn’t like math and therefore still counts using their fingers. This is why Orion is striving to be an English teacher, not a Math teacher.

More of Orion’s Math problems will be shared today…