My family ate all the lemon chicken…so I wrote a song about it and moped around the kitchen singing it.
Mom: What’s my little R-R singing about?
Me: Lemon chicken…because no one left me any…and I waited ALL DAY to eat it but now it’s gone. I should’ve just ate it before everyone came home from work BUT NOOOOO! I had to wait until I was hungry cause I wanted to ENJOY my food.
Mom: I told your father that but he just scooped all this food onto his plate.
Me: Oh well…a least I can drink from my Star Wars cup….
Then as I was sadly eating my lemon chickenless dinner my Dad entered the kitchen.
Me: There’s no more lemon chicken….
Dad: THERE WAS ONLY LIKE THIS MUCH (makes hand motions) LEFT!
Me: The container was full this morning.
Dad: I KNOW!
Me: …That can only mean that Ness ate it all.
Dad: Well next time eat it before everyone gets home.
Me: I don’t eat her noodles!
Dad: Oh well.
I figured since my brother wasn’t visiting I’d definitely get some left over chicken…but I was mistaken.