“Just eat your problems awaaaay!”

My sister suggested I eat away my problems. I’m actually considering it right now. I haven’t had anything to eat all day…eating a bag of chocolate covered gummibears sounds pretty good right now.

God…help me.

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Word of Advice: Putting the blame on others does nothing to help your situation

From now on I’m blaming the dinosaurs for my problems… those dumb ancient beasts with their big heads and little arms. Getting blown up by meteors and stuff. Little Foot, it’s all your fault! YEP! YEP! YEP! I blame you and Spike!